What Type Of Animal Is Wild Mike From Barnyard

Speaking as both a parent and a critic, I practise believe I'd rather bulldoze rusty railroad spikes through my eyes than have to sit through one more than computer generated family unit motion picture virtually talking animals. The bad news for Hollywood is that after seeing ``Barnyard" my kids feel the same way.

Written and directed past Steve Oedekerk, the comic mind behind ``Bruce Almighty" and ``Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius," ``Undiscriminating" is naught so much as ``The Lion King" chewed in a cud and digitally regurgitated. Information technology's manic and maudlin, deadline creepy, occasionally inspired. More oftentimes, it'south but evidently strange: with the cursory appearance of a grapheme named Wild Mike, a sort of break-dancing Tasmanian Devil the other farm animals go along imprisoned in a box, my daughters and I looked at each other in the dark with alarm. What fresh CGI hell is this?

The story concerns the coming of historic period of Simba -- excuse me, Otis (voice of Kevin James), an irresponsible young cow whose father, Ben (Sam Elliott), is the baronial leader of the undiscriminating. Ben holds the barnyard morning meetings, keeps watch at night confronting coyotes, and dispenses homilies like ``A stiff man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."

Otis is having too much fun being a political party beast to pay attention until the unthinkable happens and he has to footstep up to the plate. Can crippling guilt and the love of a pregnant heifer named Nala -- sorry, Daisy (Courteney Cox) -- overcome his urge to become human-tipping with a coiffure of ``Sopranos"-absolute Jersey cows?

I'thousand not making this up; I don't remember I could without drinking a punch-basin of Ritalin mixed with cough syrup. ``Barnyard" gives u.s.a. a shiny, rather ugly earth of humanoid beasties; it'due south every bit if a agglomeration of Trivial Tykes toys had been given life and stroppy attitudes. There are humans here, but they're grotesque and few, and the gag is that the animals have to hibernate from them their power to employ cellphones and drive cars. You may be willing to suspend your disbelief to purchase that, but you'll probably stop short at the movie's extremely odd notion that male cows take udders.

That's right: udders. Did no 1 involved with this movie bother to Google the word ``balderdash"? Have we in fact wandered onto a top-undercover genetic research station? (That would explain the rapping rat and the behemothic mutant chick.) Sure, information technology's a family motion picture and no one wants to spoil the party with details, but I say give the kiddies the straight anatomical dope, more or less, and so they won't be in for a terrible surprise when they wander into a field with a milk pail some 24-hour interval.

``Undiscriminating" is non without its laughs. The cast is enthusiastic, the musical numbers bizarrely catchy, and Oedekerk keeps throwing animals at united states: the farm dog (Dom Irrera) addicted to fetching balls, a wimpy rooster (Rob Paulsen), a drooling coyote (David Koechner), a neurotic ferret or fox or something (Cam Clarke). Danny Glover voices the wise old mule who might too exist named Rafiki; he'due south fine, and Jeffrey Garcia as a smart-aleck Hispanic field mouse is the funniest thing in the movie.

By dissimilarity, Wanda Sykes'south sassy-blackness-chick schtick -- she plays Daisy'southward friend, Bessy -- is way past its freshness engagement, and and then, really, is the whole racial profiling of CGI family flicks. Every vibrant cultural movement somewhen descends into rococo backlog, and with ``Barnyard," computer-generated cartoons have at last arrived at their moment. The motion picture ends with a bovine nativity scene that would delight the camp artist Jeff Koons, but this is a studio film so it's played insanely straight. A potent homo might weep. A stronger man might rent ``Infant" instead.

Ty Burr can be reached at tburr@world.com

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